this is how i am. i get out of my clothes and go to the bathroom to brush my teeth and wash my face. i make sure i bring my wine into the bedroom and get into bed. i forget my roach and roachclip in the living room. i go get that and get back into bed. then i realize i forget my phone. i get that and get back into bed. then i realize i didnt get water just in case i get thirsty during the night. i get up and get that. then i see my tablet sitting on the nightstand. then i decide to check facebook once more and while im at it i check this page and tell you what an idiot i am.
now i have to pee. fuck.
update: the bright side is that the aberdeen vs hibernians match that i missed this weekend is on fox soccer. yay!
update: and if youre wondering i already masturbated twice since i had dinner. i cant watch another porno or my box is gonna fall out. ;)
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